Princess Annabel
Once upon a time lived Princess Annabel, she ruled the kingdom of super happy fairy-peace cloudland. But there was a small problem; it was to super, happy, fairyry, peacy and cloudy, especially cloudy. So the townsfolk, or super happy fairy-peace cloudlandians started a riot, and Princess Annabel, was so upset about this that she ran away from her cloud-castle.
She was running away, when she tripped on a cloud-rock which made her fall, OFF SUPER HAPPY FAIRY-PEACE CLOUDLAND!!! And she landed on Earth; she had fractured her fufu valve, the most important part of the human body. Princess Annabel required medical assistance, she was going to call the cloud-hospital but she didn’t have her cloud-prepaid cloud-mobile with cloud-internet access with her.
What was she to do? Suddenly a cloud-dwarf fell from the cloud-sky and hit her in the cloud-head. She…got...mad. She pulled a cloud-rocket launcher and blew up the dwarf. She then realized the seriousness of what just happened…SHE BROKE A CLOUD-NAIL!!! Then the cloud-rioting citizens came up to her, “You’re under arrest” they told her “What?!?” she exclaimed “Under what cloud-charges?!?” “You killed a cloud-dwarf with a cloud-rocket launcher” “Nuh-Uh!” She boldly replied “Uh-Huh!” Replied the cloud-rioting citizens.
The very next day, the cloud-princess was in cloud-court under the charges of pulling a cloud-rocket launcher out and blowing up a cloud-dwarf. “I’m innocent!!!” she said “And I’m a Princess!!! Don’t hurt me!!!”
All rights belong to its author. It was published on e-Stories.org by demand of Nick Jordan.
Published on e-Stories.org on 24.05.2007.
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